It's fun to stay at the....

It's fun to stay at the....

Yes, I am going to hell for this, but I've done a lot worse than laugh at some funny shit.

To my friend Jude,

I should come on over to your side! I hear the max penalty is 12 months of damnation!

Did you find this offensive?

Entirely inappropriate

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Offensive, but ummmm, I laughed

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Funny but looking over your shoulder for lightning bolts

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No worries, just funny

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Other...let me know

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Saturday February 10, 2007 - 12:21am (PST)

Comments (5 total)

• Jude M

Jeez...if he can't take a laugh, what kind of a Jew IS he, anyway?!?

And what makes you think we Jews get a special deal? By "Chosen People", Daddy Dearest merely meant singled-out...for all the shit He can he heap upon on heads. Chosen, as in "The Canary in the Coal Mine" kind of chosen. Gee thanks, Dad.

BTW, I always DID wonder why one of the macho sterotypes The Village People chose to emulate wasn't J.C. hizzelf...or, at the very least, a clean-cut, All-American, Bible-thumping, manly man preacher. Sorta like Ted Haggard, who according to this week's "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" is now "as straight as Tom Cruise."

Saturday February 10, 2007 - 04:07pm (PST)

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• Jude M

Ooops...in paragraph 2, end of the first, overlong sentence (as opposed to all the OTHER overlong sentences), that was sposed to be "OUR heads"...can't think WHAT was going on in MY head when I made that type. Heh heh.

Saturday February 10, 2007 - 04:09pm (PST)

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• Jude M

Y'know, I think you read the picture of Singing Jesus wrong. He's not part of a Village People tribute band -- He's auditioning for American Idol! Probably singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"...with the conviction of someone who KNOWS what's up there.

Tuesday February 20, 2007 - 01:17pm (PST)

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• Jude M

Wow, do I leave a lot of comments on your sparingly doled-out blogs or WHAT?

Too-Much-Time-On-Her-Hands Jude

Tuesday February 20, 2007 - 01:18pm (PST)

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• Karen

Is this a new sporting event at the Olympics or are they signing the song "YMCA?"

*Kisses*

~Karen~

Saturday March 17, 2007 - 10:03pm (PDT)

Iowa Man Lands in Double-Dog Trouble

A gentle reminder to those with delinquent obligations, but mainly a forum to post a picture of the cool hot-dog cooker.

Iowa Man Lands in Double-Dog Trouble

By Associated Press

Fri Dec 29, 11:53 AM

DES MOINES, Iowa - As crimes go, this one was for the dogs.

According to police, James Clay had the munchies early Friday morning so he headed for the hotdogs at a local convenience store. Although his craving appeared satisfied, there was a little problem...he decided to overstuff his bun.

When he went to the counter to pay, the clerk noticed Clay had jammed two hotdogs into his bun, camouflaging his snack under a pile of condiments.

It apparently wasn't the first time Clay had tried to double-dog his bun, so the employee called police.

Hunger was the least of Clay's worries when officers arrived. He was wanted on a warrant for failing to pay child support.

Clay was being held at the Polk County jail under $59,230 bond.

Comments (3 total)

• Jude M

Somebody should have told the fool that if he's sneaking TWO hotdogs past the clerk, he doesn't need extra condiments...he needs a GAFF! No sympathies for him, anyway...any man who skips out on child support should have at least ONE hotdog confiscated.

Oddly, I am, at this very moment, listening to NPR's "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" Special End-O'-Year Edition, which includes, as its first "Best of the Year" item, a story about a Floridian who was arrested for trying to smuggle a 12" pepperoni out of a convenience store by hiding it in his shorts. It apparently was only PARTIALLY concealed, leading to the inquiry "Are you going to buy that, or are you just happy to see me?" (Cut-and-paste http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId=35 and click the "Is Adam Felber Psychic" link, if ya don't believe me!)

I guess small-time criminality and sausage theft are inextricably linked. How this relates to our community, I leave up to finer minds than mine. Like, perhaps, yours?

Sunday December 31, 2006 - 12:41pm (PST)

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• Gaylene

Ha! The injured hand excuse might have worked but it seems he had accepted cheese into his life by way of his pocket! I am convinced he has only you to blame!

Tuesday January 2, 2007 - 07:57am (PST)

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• Jude M

Moi? I am not a devotee of cheeses (even if it's served [or is that "He ATTENDS"?] my holiday get-togethers)...I'm Jewish!!! Oh, come to think of it, so was He.

Tuesday January 2, 2007 - 03:27pm (PST)

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